Lyrics:

Why, oh why, oh why, oh
Why did I ever leave Ohio?
Why did I wander to find what lies yonder
When life was so cozy at home?
Wondering while I wander
Why did I fly?
Why did I roam?
Oh why, oh why, oh
Did I leave Ohio?
Maybe I'd better go
O-h-i-o
Maybe I'd better go home
Mother, this song still doesn't explain
Why you abandoned your children
Ohio was stifling
And we couldn't wait to get out of the place
And I told you, Sue
'We're going to be hunting Nazis'
And Pop said, 'Sue, this might take a little while'
Well those Nazis are slippery
And me hunting them down in Lima, Peru
And we'd get postcards from Niagara Falls
While I'm stalking Mangala in Boluvene Malls
Three times a year we'd get crackling phone calls
Happy Birthday
Hunting Nazis
Merry Christmas
Hunting Nazis
Homesick
Abandoned
Heartsick
Neglected
Thank heavens, we're free!
Why, oh why, oh why, oh
Why did I ever leave Ohio?

Oh, why oh, why oh
Did I leave Ohio?
Maybe I'd better stay
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