Lyrics:

I do them when I’m down in the tubWith avocado cream they’ll take a rubThey wrinkle like a-raisins if I stay too longI wouldn’t want to do it wrongThey’ll put you in the driver’s seatAnd to the table when you want to eatBut when you go to sit down in your chairSomething else has got to put you thereTake good care of your feet, peteYou better watch out what you eat, peteBetter take care of your life’cause nobody else willThey’ll twinkle when you fall in loveAnd put you there when you jump up aboveWhen you’re on the spot, get them right under youOne, then the other tooIf you want to do the right thing for themJust take a walk in the grassBut don’t you catch yourself fallin’Or steppin’ on a piece of glass(ouch glass)Pete knows all the treacherous blowsThe fallen arches and the cramp in the toesHe went to h. e. l. p. and got some sandals newAnd dusty old saunas tooTake a load of your feet peteYou better watch out what you eatBetter take care of your life’cause nobody else willDo do do do do do do do do doDo do do do do do do do do doDo do do do do do do do do do