Lyrics:

Kick the bride down the aisle
And make no mistake
It's the best you can do
For everyone's sake

Kick the bride down the aisle
And treasure the day
I know so much more than
I'm willing to say

She just wants a slave
To break his back
In pursuit of a living wage
So that she can laze and graze
For the rest of her days
Write down every word I say

Kick the bride down the aisle
In a mudslide of gloom
She'll order you to
Tidy your room

Kick the bride down the aisle
Look at that cow
In the field; it knows more
Than your bride knows now

She just wants a slave
To break his back
In pursuit of a living wage
So that she can laze and graze
For the rest of her days
Write down every word I say

You're that stretch of the beach
That the tide doesn't reach
No meaning, no reason
The lonely season

Kick the bride down the aisle
And treasure the day