Lyrics:

Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are kinda scary And this is what they're called Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that thing Vagina Some belong to virgins They're really tight and strong But big or small, I love 'em all That's why I sing my song Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that thing Vagina Vagina Some of them are smelly Like clams and fish and such Some smell like a summer's eve Cause they've been duesched too much Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that thing Vagina Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that thing Vagina Nothin could be finer Than to be in a vagina In the morning