Lyrics:

Corporal Clegg (Corporal Clegg) had a wooden leg
He won it in the war in 1944
Corporal Clegg (Corporal Clegg) had a medal too
In orange, red, and blue, he found it in the zoo
Dear, oh dear oh were they really sad for me?
Dear, oh dear oh will they really laugh at me?

Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him
Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin?


Corporal Clegg (Corporal Clegg) umbrella in the rain
He’s never been the same, no one is to blame
Corporal Clegg (Corporal Clegg) received his medal in a dream
From Her Majesty the Queen, his boots were very clean

Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him
Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin?

Corporal Clegg, Corporal Clegg
Corporal Clegg, Corporal Clegg
Corporal Clegg, Corporal Clegg
Corporal Clegg, Corporal Clegg
Corporal Clegg, Corporal Clegg
Corporal Clegg, Corporal Clegg
Corporal Clegg