Lyrics:

SPOKEN: Come in! Well, well, well. Look who's here. I haven't seen you in many

a year.



If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake

If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake

Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?



Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band, grandest band in the land

Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band

And spread the welcome mat for you



Oh, I don't know where you came from

'cause I don't know where you've been

But it really doesn't matter

Grab a chair and fill your platter

And dig, dig, dig right in



If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake, hired a band, goodness sake!

If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake

Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?



If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake

If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake

Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?



Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band, grandest band in the land

Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band

Spread the welcome mat for you



Oh, I don't know where you came from

'cause I don't know where you've been

But it really doesn't matter

Grab a chair and fill your platter

And dig, dig, dig right in



If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake, hired a band, goodness sake!

If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake

Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?



Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?

Howdya do-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh