Lyrics:

The indie kids are a bunch of snobs, they complain

my timing's all off

I think timing is for stupid fucks! why do they think I

play PUNK ROCK?!?!

Steve Albini playing god of indie haven, stupid dorks

keeping time in seven and eleven!



Indie sux, Hard-line sux, Emo sux, YOU SUCK! X2



I'm not a vegan and I have had sex, so some hard-line

kids tried to kick my ass

If you're not like them they want to clean your clock

They're nothing but a bunch of jocks!

They're anti-choice, they're fascist youth, their songs

all sound like metal tunes!



I've been told emo songs are deep, which translates

into REALLY WEAK!

All they ever do is cry, did something get caught in

their eyes?

I just can't understand it all, even I don't always

ball...

(Boo-hoo-hoo... My girlfriend dumped me... whimper

snivel... and I'm really hurt...)