Lyrics:

I could while away the hours, conferrin with the flowers
Consultin with the rain.
And my head Id be scratchin while
my thoughts were busy hatchin
If I only had a brain.
Id unravel every riddle for any individle,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts youll be thinkin
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The oceans near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then Id sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin my head all full of stuffin
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

Heart

When a mans an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet Im torn apart.
Just because Im presumin that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
Id be tender  Id be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.

Id be friends with the sparrows &
and the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me  a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat&.
How sweet.
Just to register emotion, jealousy  devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
and Id lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.

The Nerve

Yeh, its sad, believe me, Missy,
When youre born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve.
Im afraid theres no denyin Im just a dandelion,
A fate I dont deserve.
Id be brave as a blizzard&.
Id be gentle as a lizard&.
Id be clever as a gizzard&.
If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve.
Then Im sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve!