Lyrics:

El Madrid, it's nice to see ya
It's really nice to be here
I love you all
Stale beer, fat lucks, smoked out, cowpokes
Sequined mountain ladies
I love you all
Put your arms around me,
Fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
I love you all
I love you all
I love you all
Washrooms smell, they could be cleaner
Stench of cigarettes and stale urea
I love you all
Prodigal son waits to return
To where the dogs play pool
I love you all
I love you all
I love you all
I love
you all
I love you all
I love you all
I love you all
I love
you all
I love you all
I love you all
(I love you)
I love you all
I love you all
(I love you)
I love you all
I love
you all
The UN