Lyrics:

Keep off the grass
Children at play
No deposit, no return
No casting today
Wait for the dialtone
Do not fold, do not bend
Do not open till Christmas
Open other end
No checks cashed,
Make deliveries in the rear
Shake well before using
This end up, my dear
Close cover before striking
Do not push, do not shove
No shorts in the dining room
Dump no rubbish, my love
(Don't be a fool, don't be a fool, my love)
Made in Japan
Slippery when wet
Save this wrapper to dispose of gum
All sales final, my pet
Do not write in this space
Do not cross double line
For external use only
Inspected by number 29
Curb your dog
Keep away from heat
Do not remove this tag
Under penalty of law, my sweet!
Speed checked by radar
Positively no admission
Oh my darling, if pain persists,
Consult physician!
My love gave me a sign
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