Lyrics:

Your sports team is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
Were gonna kick your collective posterior
Of course, you realize were speaking figuratively
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Midas touch
Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys... eh, not so much

In fact weve played teams across the nation
And youre the worst one weve come across
Try to assimilate that information
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand
Allow us now summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand

Were great and you suck
Were great and you suck
Were great and you suck
You see, theres us... and then theres you - you suck!
Were really, really great
In contrast, you really suck
Okay, full disclosure, were not that great
But nevertheless... you suck!

Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
That theorys backed up by empirical evidence
Were gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
Again, of course, were speaking in the figurative sense
Whats the use of even going through the motions
When you know that youre gonna lose anyhow?
So why dont you save us all some time
And give... up... now!
You suck!