-Yes! You guessed it; another music lyric file by:
Adrian 'Dementia' Brush >:) email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu
*Living With A Hernia* by 'Weird' Al Yankovic
All I do is Grunt and Groan Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician Dr. Jones He took my trousers off Told me to cough
The doctor said there ain't nothing To discuss He said anyday now I might have to wear a truss
Living with a hernia All the time such aggravation Living with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia Have to have an operation
Feels so old Now I live with a hernia
Too much back pain Good God! Drives me insane
Can't bend over Barely crawl Got a bulge in my Intestinal wall
Walk real funny Bless my soul Can't play tennis And it's hard to bowl You can't even do the splits now (say it) Better call it quits now Well I'm sick of all this dancing Anyhow
Living with a hernia All the time, such irritation Now I live with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia Have to have an operation
Well you may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you can get So settle down let me clue you in There's incomplete Epigastric Bladder Strangulated Lumbar's hernia Erector's hernia Obstructed Obligual And Direct!
Living with a hernia All the time such irritation Living with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia