Lyrics:

Plump man on a throne with a body large
Totally controlling Israel from afar
From Moab he had come upon us
He seldomly refused when he passed a McDonald's
He's plump
He's plump
He's been widespread
He's plump
He's plump
He's plump
Politely said
Plump King Eglon made life a pain
So the Israelites all cried to God to end his reign
God sent Ehud to save the land
In Judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan
He's plump
He's plump
A king-sized bed
He's plump
He's plump
He's plump
He might regret
Eglon was left alone with Ehud because he said to the king
I've got a word of God
He pulled a sword out from underneath
Plump got the point;
It went very deep
He's plump
He's plump
He's been quiet
He's plump
He's plump
He's plump
He might be dead
Is Eglon out of our hair?
I think so
Is Eglon out of his chair?
I think so
Was Eglon caught unprepared?
I think so
Where's Eglon?
Down over there