Lyrics:

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, a, ah

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want

What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn't that cute - an extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Eeny wee (x15)

Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso

Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito

Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't (x36)