DOCTOR DILLAMOND (spoken) Oh, Miss Elphaba - The things one hears these days. Dreadful things: (sung) I've heard of an Ox A professor from Quox No longer permitted to teach Who has lost all powers of speech And an Owl in Munchkin Rock A vicar with a thriving flock Forbidden to preach Now he only can screech! Only rumors - but still - Enough to give pause To anyone with paws Something bad is happening in Oz:
ELPHABA Something bad? Happening in Oz?
DILLAMOND Under the surface Behind the scenes Something baaaaaaad: (spoken) Sorry: 'Bad':
ELPHABA(spoken) Doctor Dillamond - If something bad is happening to the Animals, someone's got to tell the Wizard. That's why we have a Wizard! (sung) So nothing bad: