Lyrics:

(Edwards Rossi) Her name was Mia from North Korea I said, Come over Bring your Land Rover I don't like sushi She said, that suits me I take a shower On every hour Oh, the Oriental, very very special If you ever get some You want another one and another one The Oriental, very very gentle I got one for a cousin Can you send me a dozen? Her name was Mae Wong She came from Hong Kong She was a raver Of Eastern flavour I said, I love you She said, I'd love to Go down to Texas Must have one Lexus Oh, the Oriental, so very very special If you ever get some You want another one and another one The Oriental, very very gentle I like it spicy That'll do me nicely I'm gonna cross the water, take a plane to Tokyo And find a little geisha, I love to see them go And carry on to China, Asia Minor and some more Then finish with a sling in Singapore Oh, the Oriental, very very special If you ever get some You want another one and another one The Oriental, very very gentle I got one for a cousin Can you send me a dozen? Oh, the Oriental will drive you mental I really gotta get one And then another one and another one Oh, the Oriental, can you get them on a rental? Don't send me a Russian Ain't no discussion Got to be an Oriental