Lyrics:

You, ooh, ooh, ooh
Another hairdo
Mobutu shoes
This Roman nose
You're uglatto

You grin like a star
The grille of a car
Fat Oldsmobilo
A puffed potato
This Roman say:
Ugh-latto

You, a bad tomato
Speak Esperanto
So desperato
And constipato
This Roman nose
You're uglatto

Why do you wiggle
So you make me
Ho-ho
In front of people
You are so
Uglatto

You grin like a star
The grille of a car
Fat Oldsmobilo
A puffed potato
This Roman say:
You're uglatto

You, a bad tomato
Speak Esperanto
So desperato
And constipato
This Roman nose
You're uglatto

Why, oh, do you wiggle
So you make me
Ho-ho
In front of people
You are so
Uglatto