Lyrics:

Walkin' with my baby, she got great big feet
She long, lean and lanky and ain't had nothing to eat
But she's my baby, and I love her just the same
Crazy 'bout that woman, 'cause Caldonia is her name

Caldonia, Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?

I love you, love you just the same
I'll always love you, baby, 'cause Caldonia is your name

You know, my mama told me to leave Caldonia alone.
That's what she told me, no kiddin'.
That's what she said.
She said, 'Son, keep away from that woman.
She ain't no good. Don't bother with her.'
But mama didn't know what Caldonia was puttin' down.
So I'm goin' down to Caldonia's house and askin' just one more time:

Caldonia, Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?