Lyrics:

Its kind of hard to wear high heels Or slip on bananna peels How does she get in and out of tubs? I hope she don't get mad I hope she thinks this song is good not bad... Cause we think that she's totally rad she's nubs No fingers no toes, she doesn't own elbows No foot and teeth no nothing ease shes nubs She don't need knuckles or hands To go see punk rock bands She's always in the stands she's nubs She can't pick up the phone She can't get dressed alone She's got no funny bone she's nubs No shoe's, for feet; we sure do think she's neat She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs I asked her if she'd want a drink, I asked her if she'd like two on two I asked her to go out to the bar for my friends But all she said is no thanks no and no Its time for us to leave, so i grabbed onto her sleeve. Told her i'd see her at the next club She got into a pack, some guy put her on his back She said goodbye and kinda waved her stub She's got beautiful eyes Her breasts regular size But without abs and thieghs she's nubs It's hard to get good head, or get tied to a bed When all you've got is a body and head she's nubs. She's nubs x6 Oh she may not walk the walk And she may not like to talk But boy she sure knows how to rock. She's nubs