Lyrics:

All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please

I don't wanna work for no damn dead waitress
I don't have that kind of patience
Sitting around all day
With never word to say

Raccoons dead
The city's windy
All I think about is Cindy
All the ladies and gents
Are covered in excrement

All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please


High along the hill through the thistle
Pass the factory across the trestle
The teacher slit my wrist
Forever class I miss

He was like a fire
She was like a feather
It was hell to live together
I bid them all so long
I'm happy,them days are gone

All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the bird and the bees
Eat how they damn well please

All she wants to drink is lemon spritzer
She don't care with the lemon spritzer
Who wants to spend their time
Choking on lemon

Cause I'm high on Halloween candy
Cause I'm high on Halloween candy