Lyrics:

Farewell, Aunty Jack.
We know you'll be back.
Though you're ten feet tall
You don't scare us at all.
You're big, bold and tough,
But you're not so rough.
There's a scream as you plummet away.

('Allo, me little luvlies!
So remember, you better listen to this song
real close, 'cause I'll tell yer what; if you don't,
I'm gonna jump through yer speakers and rip
ya bloody arms orf!!
And I will, too…
Don't forget it…
Especially you, stupid.)

She rides a black bike, (I do.)
And drives through the night. (Right.)
She's big, round and fat
But don't dare tell her that, (Flaming well aren't!!)
'Cause she turns so mean,
Her glove starts to gleam,
And she screams as she plummets away.
(Goodbye, me little luvlies!)

Oh, we really, really love you,
And we think the world about you.
Won't you please come back to our house?
Please come back, dear Aunty Jack.

Now you've gone away and left me.
Aunty Jack, please don't forget me.
Just remember I'll be waiting
At the gates, dear Aunty Jack.

Yes, I think I must be dreaming.
I can hear your bike a-screaming,
And I know you're coming near me.
Now, you're back, dear Aunty Jack.
(I'm back!!!)

Oh, farewell, Aunty Jack, (Make up yer bloody mind!)
Don't you know you'll be back?
Though you're ten feet tall
You don't scare us at all. (I've 'eard that before.)
You're big, bold and tough,
But you're not so rough.
There's a scream as you plummet away.
(G'bye, me little luvlies!)

Na na na na na….
(I'm really off this time… like a piece of cheese.)

Farewell, Aunty Jack,
We know you'll be back.
Though you're ten feet tall
You don't scare us at all.
You're big, bold and tough,
But you're not so rough.
There's a scream as you plummet away.