Lyrics:

You better call your brother up to save your neck
You better get a real job and fix this wreck
You better claim your income like the real men do
You better send your 1099 to anyone you gave 5 bucks to

All in all we're one debt away
All in all there's one more bill to pay

Be GLAD to be home
Be GLAD to be home

You better call the doctor up if you're feelin' sick
Go get a gun and rob someone to pay for it
You better leave that bar alone and come home tonight
You better thank God, work today, and hope that your boy grows up alright

All in all we're one debt away
All in all there's one more bill to pay

Be GLAD to be home
Be GLAD to be home
Be GLAD to be home
Be GLAD to be home

You better make your lady have just one more kid
And then collect that government check for what you did
You better love your country and be willing to die
You better arrest your president to live on your pay and still get by

Yea, we'll always be one debt away
And there will always be one more bill to pay

And you better be GLAD to be home
Be GLAD to be home
Be GLAD to be home
Be GLAD to be HOME