Lyrics:

One night I'm go have a Margarita;
Cruise down ********my favorite cantina.
On the corner ? there's a nice babe-
If she likes me, I might even get laid.
Come with me ? got a stiffy ?
And, if you're good, I'll give you a fifty
One summer night, I'm a go for tortilla -
Mexican village; met a girl named Juanita.
Stupid old me ? I forgot to wrap my wiener?
Hey, gonorrhea!
Two more Dos Equis and I paid the jalapenos.
Out to the parking lot to the back-a seat-a.
Now every morning it's a-hurt-a when I pee-a,
Hey, gonorrhea!
Down to the clinic for the doctor to-a see-a;
Out came the needle and he stuck it in my rear.
Friday night I'm going back to see my sweet Juanita?
Hey, gonorrhea!

One summer night, I'm a go for tortilla -
Mexican village; met a girl named Juanita.
Stupid old me ? I forgot to wrap my wiener?
Hey, gonorrhea!
Hey, gonorrhea!