Lyrics:

Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist

Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one could recall

Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia, 'tricia

Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist

Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind, kind

Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia, 'tricia, 'tricia