Lyrics:
Non-existent Patricia Room 426 Non-existent Patricia Does not exist Non-existent Patricia Melts into the walls Was she at the party? No one could recall Non-existent PatriciaNon-existent PatriciaNon-existent PatriciaNon-existent Patricia, 'tricia Did Patricia say something Something I missed It was spoken so softly It didn't exist Non-existent Patricia What's on her mind She ain't saying She's being kind, kind Non-existent PatriciaNon-existent PatriciaNon-existent PatriciaNon-existent Patricia, 'tricia, 'tricia