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I drink, I get drunk and fall on my faceAll my friends tell me I'm a basket caseI drink, I get drunk and fall on my faceI got so drunkI don't remember what happenedBut everybody saidI had a real good timeI drink, I get drunk and fall on my faceAll my friends tell me I'm a basket caseI drink, I get drunk and fall on my faceWent to a barI met a guy, he bought me white russiansI puked outside in the parking lotWhile he tried to kiss meSeein' blurryTalkin' slurryFeelin' queasyThis is sleazyI drink, I get drunk and fall on my faceAll my friends tell me I'm a basket caseI drink, I get drunk and fall on my faceI went for drinks in hollywoodCame to somewhere in hawthorneBroke up a bush, drove into a treeAnd rolled down a hill with my mouth wide openSeein' blurryTalkin' slurryFeelin' queasyThis is sleazy