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I wore a shirt one day with a machine gun silhouette
Sporting a rainbow clip
I had this gun guy staring at me, wondering where I got it
And he just about flipped over it.
I dont know his name, yeah, but just the same
He buys a literal mountain of death
And I lost 5 or 6 bidding wars against him
Yeah, until I had no money left
I said until I had no money left
Yeah, until I had no money left
Oh!

I dont want you getting hurt if youre too disappointed
If the feathers are broken and dead
The birds look good in person, but not in the photos
And super vice versa, I bet
Ive seen the auctioneer getting pretty frustrated
If something good gets underbid
When I went down there I got pretty damned suspicious
But he seems like a pretty good kid
Yeah, he seems like a pretty good kid
Well, he seems like a pretty good kid

This joints been around for a while and it feels like
The same old crowd each time
But theres always that chance of a shill biddin trucker
Trying to help the old man make a dime
Theres one gun guy coming straight out of Texas
Doesnt keep, not one, for himself
Hes got a kingdom of gun shops, he likes to decorate 'em
With the trophies of somebody else
Yeah, the trophies of somebody else
Well, the trophies of somebody else