Lyrics:

mister mistoffelees tie dangles
kissed her isosceles triangles
slap some burt bacharach on me
teach me about your anatomy
love between the sheets
show me something that's unique
do you ejaculate after the first few minutes of penetration?
then you must read this important new information
baby is that where that's supposed to go?
looks like someone's been reading cosmo
love between the sheets
show me something that's unique
love between the sheets
like love between you and me