Lyrics:

From the Songs About Fucking liner notes:
“What’s really impressive is that some of these guys last so long. You’d think more of them would get killed, since all they do is burn their bridges.”
Oughta know what a liar I am
Oughta know me by now
Don't curse me for my nature
Don't bless me for my wrongs

Just a bad penny
I always come back to you
Just a bad penny

Just a bad penny
I always come back to you
Shoulda known you couldn't trust me
Far as you can throw me, throw me

Couldn't throw me too far
Just a bad penny
Couldn't throw me too far

I think I fucked your girlfriend once
Maybe twice, I don't remember
Then I fucked all your friends' girlfriends
Now they hate you

Just a bad penny (Just a bad penny)
Just a bad penny (Just a bad penny)
Such a bad penny (Such a bad penny)
Bad, bad penny (Bad, bad penny)
Oughta know what a liar I am
Oughta know me by now
Such a bad penny
Ooh, bad, bad penny (Bad, bad penny)

Oughta know what a liar I am
Oughta know me by now
Oughta known you couldn't trust me
As far as you can throw me, throw me

Such a bad penny (Such a bad penny)
Such a bad penny (Such a bad penny)
Slap my hand