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You've been this way since schoolDysfunctional, translucentRoyalty on your wallSo desperately mundaneThey're inbred baby just like youBut you'd love the chance to eat their foodEven though it has been chewedRoyal correspondentSad and lonelyRoyal correspondentKills her dailyDream of the Daily MailIt is the Holy GrailAnd then the BBCYour life would be completeBuild a fountain, wash away the poorJust as long as your motives are pureHold on tight or you just might lose herRoyal correspondentWears their Sunday bestRoyal correspondentSmarter than the restRoyal correspondentSmarter than the restRoyal correspondentSmarter than the restRoyal correspondentSmarter than the restRoyal correspondentSmarter than the restSmarter than the rest