Lyrics:

My funny valentine
Sweet, comic valentine
You make me smile
With my heart

Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet
You're my favorite work
Of art

Is your figure - less
Than Greek?
Is your mouth
A little bit weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay
Little valentine, stay!

Each day is
Valentine's day
Each day is
Valentine's day

Ohhhh, ohhhh, ohhh

Stay
Little valentine
Stay
Stay
Each day is
Valentine's
Each day is
Valentine's
Day

Valentine's
Day