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See this Total Quality Woman.
She's the culturally engineered,
Downsized, pent up, canopied,
Just-in-time, take-out, just-in-time...

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Tedious, repetitive straining,
Manual labor - harnessed to the speed of electronic machines.

See this Total Quality Woman.
She's the culturally engineered,
Downsexed, pent up, canopied,
Just-in-time, just-in-time...

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Tedious, repetitive straining,
Manual labor - harnessed to the speed of electronic machines.

Proper service proper style
Cap in hand with a smile
Push her womb and she will hum
'How kind of you to let me come'
She is flexible caring
Sympathetic observing
Add an intercessory device
For a rockbottom price

She is shaped, spick and span
A lot more handy than a man
Let her crash, break, and burn
She is oh so keen to learn

We recommend the QW-PRO
Now with touch sensitive control
Surface modified
PC - supplied
Enter 'Maid off all work' plus 'Lady of pleasure'
What a supercalifragilisticeconomic treasure
See this Total Quality Woman ?
She's the culturally engineered,
See this Total Quality Woman.
She's the culturally engineered,
Downsized, outsourced, teleworked,
Just-in-time, take-out, just-in-time down-right tired ...

Search the item description for
Tedious, repetitive straining,
Manual labor - harnessed to the speed of electronic machines