Lyrics:

Chorus x2 Hi, my name is (what) my name is (huh) my name is [ChikaChika] marshall marthers Hi, my name is (what) my name is (who) my name is [ChikaChika] Slim Shady [Eminem] Excuse me? Can I have the attention of the class, for one second? Hi kids, do you like violence(yeah, yeah!) wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids.(uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did dry 'cid and get messed up worse than my life is (huh?) My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl i wanna impregnate. And Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you a bass head) uh-uh! (then why's your face red, man youre wasted) Well since age twelve I felt like a caged elf who stayed to himself in one space chasing his tail Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off kissed em and said i didn't know silcone was sposed to be this soft Im about to pass out and crash and fall on the grass faster than a fat man who sat down too fast. Come here lady (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog) I don't give a damn, God sent me to piss the world off. Chorus x2 My English teacher wanted to flunk me in jr. high Thanks a lot; next semester Ill be 35 I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him wit a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up served the bartender and and walked out with the tip cup. Extra-terrestrial runnin' over pedestrians, in a space ship while they're screaming at me (let's just be friends). Ninety-nine percent of my life I was-a