Lyrics:

All the Thai food and the Must See TV
Yeah
Keeps ya subdued and unable to breathe
Yeah
Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagon Bug
Yeah
All the limp dicks and their virility drug
And the Chinese pugs
Yeah

Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want...
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't feel anything, now there's nothing at all
And you're tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won't bite
We're all defanged and declawed

It's your satellite, and your DVD
Yeah
It keeps you inside, it keeps you off of the street
Yeah
And the payments: payments keep you alive
Yeah
Cell phone nation, they get you one at a time
America Online

Yeah
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want...
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't feel anything, now there's nothing at all
Like dominoes in neat little rows, you are what you own
Yeah


Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want...
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't feel anything, now there's nothing at all
And it keeps you down in Surround Sound until you drown
We're all defanged and declawed
Declawed
Declawed

We're all defanged and declawed
Declawed
Declawed