Lyrics:

I go outside
I get all kinds of funny
I can't decide
whether to run or ride
though I look fine
it took a ton of makeup
to hide the lines
oh, hi
fine thanks so much for askin
I lie and then I say goodbye
while crossing my fingers under the table
telling a friend another fable
everything's cool
all I really wanna say
is for your information I'm really not overly happy
I stay inside
I have no television
But I can recite Edgar Allen Poe line for line
round 8 or 9 my telephone is ringing
wifey's on time
oh hi
fine thanks so much for askin
I lie and then
I say goodnight
while crossing my toes under the covers
tellin her like I tell the others
baby, it's cool
all I really wanna say
is for your information I'm really not happy
for your information I'm really not happy
oh, hi
fine thanks so much for askin
I lie and then I say goodbye
while crossing my fingers under the table
telling a friend another fable
everything's cool,
all I really wanna say
is for your information
I'm really not happy
for your information
I'm really not happy
Unhappy
Unhappy