Lyrics:

Lee: Well, me and K.G., yeah, we're going to sing
A little song about a few special things
Special things... talking special things.
Like when a friend gives a friend a helping hand
Helps his little buddy to understand...
That's a special thing
A very special thing...oh... take it J.B.
Jack Black: I hate to interrupt the thing
That Lee was singing about him and K.G.
Special thing... what do you think this is? Tenacious D 3-D
Oh, no, no, no....
Like when K.G. hits a tin cup shot... on Genesis golf [Tin Cup!]
That's a special thing [a special thing!]
Or when K.G. pops in Jenny Craig mac