Lyrics:

It's hard to believe
That I smile in my sleep
Everyone leaves me
I'm so hard to keep company
I'm Misery Company

Most people don't mention
The stripes on my sleeve
Though I liked the tension
I just want to live quietly
In Misery Company

The weight of the world
Is in our kit bag
It straightens my curls
When I admit that
We don't even know what
We're fighting for

Oh what a cutie
Here comes officer Dave
Reporting for duty
A cut and a shave
Number three
For Misery Company

My vaudeville training
Kept us off the front line
Taught to kill entertaining
Tops the bill every time
Naturally!
We're Misery Company

The weight of the world
Is in our kit bag
It straightens my curls
When I admit that
We don't even know what
We're fighting for