Lyrics:

Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
When I came home from working tonight
Well, now here I stand over this frying pan
And you want a cold one again

I bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?

Now when we first met you promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well, this trailer stays wet and we're swimming in debt
Now you want me to go back to school

I bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?