Lyrics:

[M1:] 'Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun'
[all agree]
[M2:] 'Whoa,do you smell that skunk'
[All:] 'Yeah
[M2:] 'You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up'
[all agree]
[M3:] 'It kinda reminds me of smelling weed'
[all agree]
[M1:] 'Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy'
[all agree]
[M2:] 'It reminds me of smelling an ass'
[all agree]
[M4:] 'It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass'
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
[M4:] 'Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it'

[M1:] 'I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo'
[M3:] 'Oh my God, that was a little out there,
hey check out a water slide, man,
those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that'
[all agree]
[M1:] 'Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year
who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable'
[all agree]
[M2:] 'Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with
and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi'
[all agree]
[M3:] 'It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down
one of those things and he was going
so fast his bathing suit fell off,
and I just stood there at his big beutiful hairy balls flopping around,
holy geez I wanted to lick em'
[car screeches he drops out of it]
[M3:] 'I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that'

[M2:] 'I always knew that guy was a little wierd'
[M1:] 'Hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome'
[M2:] 'It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place'
[M1:] 'It reminds me of my first date with this girl named Ginger,
I took her to a pizza place'
[M2:] 'Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza,
and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me
in the ass in front of his kids'
[car screeches, he drops out of it]
[M2: 'Hey don't get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it'

[M1:] 'Man they were all crazy, hey, what's that'
[Cow:] 'Moo'
[M1:] 'Oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh'
[car chrashes]

'Hey that last skit was written for a reason,
if any of your buddy's have fooled around with a 60 year old man,
don't throw them out of your car, or you will die,
now enjoy the rest of the album.'