Lyrics:

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight. I got a feeling that something ain't right. I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs. Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you. Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you and I'm wondering what it is I should do. It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, losing control, I'm all over the place. Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you. Well, you started off with nothing and you're proud that you're a self-made man. And your friends they all come crawling, slap you on the back and say, please, please. Stuck in the middle with you and I'm wondering what it is I should do. Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? I don't think that I can take it anymore. Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you. Well, you started off with nothing and you're proud that you're a self-made man. And your friends they all come crawling, slap you on the back and say, please, please. Stuck in the middle with you, yes I'm stuck in the middle with you.