Lyrics:

Three, four

He was sittin' at the bar sippin' on a regular Coke
We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes
We all said, 'Man, what happened to you, why can't you just have a few?'
He said, 'I would if I could but it's probably best that I don't'
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Yeah, if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren't no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink, yeah, the more I drink
A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot
Hell, even buck tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot
Then pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop (here we go)
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now there ain't no in-between
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink
Yep, yep

That's what I'm talkin' about

Yeah if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Then they can't get me off the karaoke machine
The more I drink the more I drink (yeah)
Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink