I do all the cooking in our house babe
You're always running around
I do all the cooking in our house babe
You're always running around
There'll be no more chicken in the kitchen
If you don't try to settle down
You come home late for supper now babe
And your tale I just ain't buying
You come home late for supper now babe
And your tale I just ain't buying
Well I got a feeling you're eating out now babe
And someone else is doing the frying
Well you know that I get burned now babe
That's one thing that can't be denied
And when I serve up my main course now babe
You always get your choice of size
Well you know that I get burned now babe
That's one thing that can't be denied
And when I serve up my main course now babe
You always tell me you're so satisfied
You gotta change your ways now babe
I can't take no more of this mess
You gotta make up your mind now, pretty babe
I can't take no more of this mess
Cause when it comes to real fine cuisine now babe
You'll realize I was the best
There'll be no more chicken in the kitchen
I am the best