Lyrics:

In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now heaven knows
Anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writin' prose
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today and good's bad today
And black's white today and day's night today
When most guys today that women prize today
Are just silly gigolos

So though I'm not a great romancer
I know that you're bound to answer
When I propose
Anything goes

In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now heaven knows
Anything goes

And good authors too, who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writin' prose
Cause anything goes

The world has gone mad today and good's bad today
And black's white today and day's night today
When most guys today that women prize today
Are just silly gigolos

So though I'm not a great romancer
I know that you're bound to answer
When I propose
Anything goes

May I say before this record spins to a close
I want you to know
Anything goes