Lyrics:

Sleeping on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I shoulda known better than to lie
But it's too late and so tonight I'm
Sleeping on the foldout sofa bed

She wanted me to go and see her family
But I told her that I had to work
I never dreamed she'd get home so dang early
And she caught me cleaning fish
Out on our back porch
And now I'm

Sleeping on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I shoulda known better than to lie
But it's too late and so tonight I'm
Sleeping on the foldout sofa bed

I can't believe they call this thing a mattress
It's 2 a.m. and I'm wide awake
Looking back I shoulda just been honest
Instead of telling her the whole staff
Spent the day out on the lake
And now I'm

Sleeping on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I shoulda known better than to lie
But it's too late and so tonight I'm
Sleeping on the foldout sofa bed

Yeah, I'm sleeping on the foldout sofa bed