Lyrics:

This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
Cucumber, Zucchini, Squash, and sometimes even radishes
We know its not what you wanted from life,
It's not what you were after;
You were food,
But you became a source of juvenile laughter
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
Cucumber, Zucchini, Squash, and sometimes even radishes
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
Cucumber, Zucchini, Squash, and sometimes even radishes
We know its not what you wanted from life,
It's not what you were after;
You were food,
But you became a source of juvenile laughter
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises