Lyrics:

I wake up in my racecar bed
Tame the puff thats on my head
My feet are cold as they hit the floor
I don't think im home anymore...
John shouts 'hank, i don't mean to scare ya
But i think that we woke up in nerdfiteria
Settle down now, clear the area
Then look out the window'

Cuz i dont know what it is that i can see
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D
There's no place that i'd rather be
Then living here with my nerdy friends
Making videos happily
On nerdfiteria island

Dressing up like i did in high school
Taking sexy photographs
Talking bout women hwo like men
And girraffes who like girraffes
Let's go down to nerdfighteria city
Where the roads are paved with peeps
And everyone is so witty
And there are no perverted creeps

Cuz i dont know what it is that i can see
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D
Theres nothing that i'd rather eat
Than foods that perfectly blend
God i love smoothies made of meat
On nerdfighteria island

There's certain rules u should obey
Like never ever FTBA
And now i come to think of it
Let's take that worldsuck down a bit
We don't care one iota
About winner, south dakoda
Now that we have our awesome island
Wiht awesome seas and awesome awesome

Cuz i dont know what it is that i can see
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D
There's no place that i'd rather be
Then living here with my nerdy friends
Making videos happily
On nerdfiteria island