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Song:Kiss A Pig
Album:I Have ReturnedGenres:Comedy
Year: Length:187 sec

Lyrics:

I was driving down the road just the other day

Met a pickup truck coming the other way

There was a bump in the road and a pig fell out

The farmer didn't stop

He hadn't noticed anything

I pulled over and I caught that pig

And I put him in my car

Then I saw the cop

The cop flashed his lights, pulled me into the side

By the time he'd finished reading me my rights

The farmer was gone

I didn't have his number or his name

I said, Officer, what am I gonna do

He said, Why don't you take that pig to the zoo

So I did. He liked it

Then we went to a Rangers game





chorus

Kiss a pig, hug a swine

Some of them are good friends of mine

There's nothing I like better than a porker

More fun than a dog and smarter than a horse

Though you might find them a little coarse

But really they're not as rude as those New Yorkers






That pig was a sight riding in my car

With a baseball cap, big cigar

Folks asked his name, he said, Oink

And they said, Howdy

Everyone knew he lived at my home

Guess that's how he came to be known

As Oink MacKintosh, ugliest man in the county

Some time back things got bad

And we lost almost everything we had

Oink lost a leg, I got some wood to make one

He was walking again inside of a month

Couldn't eat him all at once

Some things are more important in life than bacon



A few weeks back, I'm sad to say

In the middle of the night Oink limped away

He must have heard me say that awful word recession

He was my buddy, he was my friend

He was my breakfast every now and then

And he never even gave me indigestion


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