Lyrics:

Dave: Hey, fellas! Here's a letter from a girl named
Mary who wants to know what you like to do in your
spare time. Now, you can tell her if you promise to do it nicely.
Theodore: Okay!
Simon: Great!
Alvin: Sure!
Dave: Simon?
Simon (singing): I like to play baseball!
Dave: Theodore!
Theodore (singing): I like to go swimming!
Simon and Theodore: We like to watch movies
Dave: Alvin?
Alvin: With pretty women!
Chipmunks:
We like to play hopscotch
And ping-pong too!
But we don't like to clean the house
Scrub the floor
Do you?
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you!
Dave: Very good, boys! What else do you like to do?
Chipmunks:
We like to play football
We like to ride ponies
We like to go bowling
Alvin: With pretty women!
Chipmunks:
We like to watch Chester
Alvin: Mr. Dillon!
Chipmunks:
But we don't like to mow the lawn Rake the leaves
Do you?
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you!
Alvin (singing): I like to break dishes
Dave (speaking): I knew it...
Alvin: And fight with the squirrels
Dave: Alvin...
Alvin: I like to pull pigtails
Dave: Alvin!
Alvin: When they're on girls
Dave: ALVIN!
Simon and Theodore: We like to eat candy
Dave: Simon, Theodore!
Chipmunks: And talk in school
Dave: Alvin, just a minute! You-
Chipmunks:
But we don't like to study much
Arithmetic-
Alvin: Makes me sick.
Dave: ALVIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE TO FIGHT WITH
SQUIRRELS AND PULL PIGTAILS ON GIRLS...