Lyrics:

There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer
She's an overnight sensation after 25 years
Sharp fast curves, power steering
Unroll that 20, buy me some beer
Ain't too bad, too bad at all
Pick up the phone if I ever call
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy

There's a purdy little girl outside the van window
'Bout 80 cities down, 800 to go
Six crammed in, we ain't never alone
Never homesick, ain't got no home
Check my mail, if you would please, Jenn
Collect my things, well, now I'm in town again
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
But I get a little closer everyday
Gonna be a while 'fore I'm back your way

And I've seen just how much I can stand
One night in Kansas City we thought about killing a man
Seen my number fly by on Interstate Ten
Seen the mountains of Montana at 7 a.m.
And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids
Got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
But I ain't too crappy
No, I ain't too crappy, too crappy at all
No no