Lyrics:

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Remember that song by Ice Cube
'Today was a good day?'
Well, that wasn't today
No,?that?wasn't today
Saw a?picture of my ex with a?new dude
Lyin' on a beach in Cancun
Got me thinkin' this way
A rainbow of gray

Wrapped up in these feelings like a goalie glove
Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché

I'm so sad
Wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad
Should probably have some kids by now
If I had
All the shit I wish I had
I'd still be sad
I'm so sad

Yeah, yeah

Maybe it's okay and I shouldn't be ashamed
On the carpet cryin' in a Tool t-shirt
Mama said it's gonna hurt
There'll be a bett?r time and the sun is gonna shine
I'll b? happy that I felt like shit back then
I'll be all good when

I'm finally wrapped up in good feelings like a goalie glove
Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché

I'm so sad
Wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad
Should probably have some kids by now
If I had
All the shit I wish I had
I'd still be sad
I'm so sad

Sad
Sad

Waiting for a dating show to call me up with no luck
I'm a budget Nick Lachey (What the fuck?)

I'm so sad
Wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad
Should probably have some kids by now
If I had
All the shit I wish I had
I'd still be sad
I'm so sad
I'm so sad
I can never figure out
I'm so sad
Sing it if you're with me now
It's not so bad
If I don't try to fight it back
But I'm so sad
I'm so sad

Sad
Sad
Sad
Sad